i am so excited
sports have begun
thank you sports
for re entering my life
and bringing me fun
babysitting on a weeknight
i was getting pretty bored after sitting alone watching TV for hours on end, but then…
JEZUS KHRIST KANYE WEST IS FINNA BE ON LATE NIGHT
so then im like, aight I can dig this, Id be down to see kanye rant and maybe intimidate seth myers a little bit (or a lot)
but then those parents got home… damn
but I also made that
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
Shrek will console the baby bear
because shrek is love shrek is life
and fuck farquaad